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Okay, I've got this great idea for a web host. See, what we'll do is sign people up to "business" accounts, but not actually support them; for example, we can lock their accounts on a Friday without telling them why. Then, when they call tech support, we can give them the runaround until 9, when the people with the ability to unlock accounts go home for the weekend. Then, around 1 AM, we tell them that sometime within the next four hours the account will be unlocked, but here's the cool part: it won't be! Because our tech support, separated by a continent from our corporate offices and connected only via e-mail, can't do it! They're not allowed!

It's going to be hardcore awesome!